On January 1st, I set some goals for myself for the year. One of those goals was to have draft zero of my novel completed by June.

Hi! It’s June 1st.

Here is where I am with that goal:

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And here is how I feel about myself as a result:

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And I could make all kinds of excuses for myself… make some lame attempt to make myself feel a little less lousy.

I could blame it on this cute distraction:
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or this sad/anxiety-inducing distraction:

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But the honest truth is that there will always be distractions. There will always be an excuse if you look hard enough for one. And I’d really hate to get to the end of my life and know that I never finished what I really wanted to finish… even if I had a good excuse. I’m too depressed to add up my current word count (plus, I’m bad at math… even with the aid of a calculator), but my last count was somewhere over 30k. That’s not nothing. I have to take what I’ve already completed, clutch it to my chest, and press forward…

Like a resolute turtle…

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(I know, I know, my lame-o drawing skillz… another thing I really don’t have going for me…)

30 days, that’s what I’m giving myself. 30 days to finish my draft. I will sleep less, feed my children infrequently, ignore the smell coming from the laundry room.

I will stock up on writer’s fuel:
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And the hammer stays on the kitchen counter, close at hand. If I’m not finished in 30 days, come over and smack me in the head with it.







An old school vid… by request. (Could not, for the life of me, figure out how to properly upload this to Facebook… so you get it here again.)







5:30 pmRefined

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A fork to eat a PB&J.

He’s also been known to use:

*chopsticks for his grapes
*a shrimp fork for chicken nuggets
*a sand shovel for his mac & cheese

(that last one isn’t exactly refined, I guess.)







He irritates neighbor kids… and captures it on video…

…and then they attack him. While the camera is still running. Can’t we all just get along?

(This is the video he and his friend made this afternoon. The acting is top notch, and the improv is brilliant.)

(My favorite part is watching my kid shoot the neighbor’s flat screen TV with a Nerf gun. Wow- sorry Alysa.)







2:26 pmPink

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I feel a little spunkier… and it’s like the Creativity Faerie flitted over and bonked me on the head with her wand.

Just the pink pep I needed.







5:20 pmJust

The other night our book club had its first meeting, and I was very happy to have chosen our first book. We all read “Lips Touch” by Laini Taylor, because I told everyone that I’d read it and it’s lovely and dreamy. YA fiction is the bulk of what I read, and also what I love to write. This came up in the club meeting, as several of the girls admitted that they found the book to be a little weird and stated that it wasn’t a book they normally would have chosen for themselves. One girl said that her favorite books are the literary classics, and another said that she’d just finished “The Great Gatsby”. I get that YA isn’t a genre for everyone, YA fantasy especially. But for me: it’s the bee’s knees.

Then, to my mortification, a few of the girls mentioned to the other girls that I’ve been writing something.

“Oh, well when you feel comfortable enough to share, you should bring it and let us read it!”

But because everyone had just said that YA fantasy isn’t their cup of tea, the idea of putting my stuff out there for “feedback” didn’t seem all that appealing. Cuz I’m not really writing The Great Gatsby II. And it was at this point that I heard myself say, “Well, I’m just writing YA fantasy stuff.”

Just YA fantasy stuff. Hearing that come out of my mouth, I kind of wanted to punch myself in the face. Suggesting that YA fantasy is somehow beneath other genres of writing is an insult to the fabulous YA fantasy writers everywhere. Because Laini Taylor? Can turn a kickass phrase like nobody’s business. Maggie Stiefvater, Scott Westerfeld, Neil Gaiman, M.T. Anderson… amazingly talented writers.

Feeling the need to justify why I love to read — and write — YA seems dumb. And yet as I sat there the other night (and here today…) I feel it… the need to tell you why.

It is not because I think that I am still 15 years old. It is because I find the age of 15 to be insanely complex, magical, horrible, scary, romantic, anxious, horny, dreamy… and in so many ways intensely more interesting than the age of 30. The teen years are interesting to me, even as I am well aware that I am no longer in them. What other decade in life is one thrust into such transformation? The change between 20 and 30?… m’eh. The change between 30 and 40?… yawn. But the change between 10 and 20 is intense and huge. Bodies become bigger, stronger, grown-up. Hormones threaten to take over one’s very existence. Teens have the same working bodies and the same range of emotions that adults have, but without the benefit of experience or perspective to balance and tame them. What teens feel is raw, not tempered or numbed. Which is why when experiencing the crushing pain of that first lost love, a teen feels like they will absolutely die. Like their heart may literally break. And why the first time a teen is betrayed by a best friend, they believe they’ll never trust anyone again…ever.

I have mad respect for teenagers. I don’t think teens are stupid or need to have things spoon fed to them like infants with rice cereal dribbling down their chins. They get it. They totally get it. They may even get it more than you do. Which is why I think teens need great writers writing things for them. Things that are honest… things they can read –nay! — devour before they grow up and become adults — tempered, balanced, numb-ish, socially adjusted, and (dare I say it?) boring adults.

This is why I love YA. I read it. I write it. I frickin love it.

So sue me.







10:01 pmIt

Confession: I’ve never read a Nicholas Sparks novel. Not a one. I’ve seen a few of the movies based on his books… and, y’know, m’eh. I didn’t cry at The Notebook. That may make me a soulless robot, but it remains a fact.

Another confession: I’ve thought Nicholas Sparks is sort of an egotistical jerk for sometime now. I remember reading an interview he did a while back where he mentioned having a “formula” for cranking out the love stories. Sort of like, Yeah, I totally write a ton of awesome books… and it’s not even hard. Change a name here, plug in a crisis there, and viola!

Any mega-successful author who admits to using formulaic writing to rake in the dough loses respect points in my book.

But umm, this interview??? Is so revealing that it’s hilarious. I seriously laughed. Out loud. And I don’t know that that’s ever the reaction ‘ol Nick is going for. Because he takes himself very seriously. As a very serious author who writes very serious content that is NOT romance.

To me, Nicholas Sparks is to the writing world what Tom Cruise is to the religious one: rich, beyond annoying, and every time he opens his mouth something stupid comes out of it.

(In case you missed it, Interview. Here.)







11:41 pmIt

I’m awake. Again. Bored. Feeling like I’ve reached the end of the internets… read everything there is to read and seen everything there is to see.

Ahh, but lame movies. There are always new lame movies coming out. And feeling sleepy and snarky at the same time equals… something.

The new Wall Street movie?? Looks AWESOME! Where awesome = possibly the cheesiest movie to hit theaters this calendar year.
Oh, Shia, Shia, Shia… you know I love you. For reals, I do. I’ve loved ya since your Even Stevens days on the Disney Channel (sorta comedy genius… for ‘tweens… or grown up women who kind of miss being ‘tweens). But if you keep cranking out the stinker movies, I’m going to start losing confidence and respect for you.

Here is the AWESOME!, ACTION-FILLED!, CATCH-PHRASE-BLEEDING!, MOTORCYCLE DRIVING! trailer for Wall Street:Money Never Sleeps. Pay attention now, because you have to listen very carefully to figure out exactly what the movie is about…

It’s not about the money, it’s about you and me. Oh no, wait, it’s about doing the right thing. No, no, no, wait, it’s about the game… I don’t know… it’s about something. And it has MOTORCYCLES! so whatever.

Watch and figure it out for yourself… if you can make it through the whole 2:28 of cheeseball glory.

Shia… next time around, maybe think romantic comedy.







7:37 pmConfucius

I found a fortune cookie paper while sweeping the kitchen floor tonight (which is weird because we haven’t had Chinese food for approximately 6 months). I closed my eyes in a superstitious manner and secretly told myself that whatever the paper said would be true for me. I exhaled, opened my eyes and read it:

“Good luck will be with you this month.”

Even when adding “in bed” at the end, it’s a big fat liar of a fortune.

I punched the fortune cookie paper in the mouth and threw it away.

The end.







10:40 amCompiling

Undiagnosed abdominal pain in November: $2,800
One hospital stay in December: $4,700
Moving to a different hospital: $14,500
Unnecessary appendectomy: $18,200
Most recent hospital stay: still calculating…

Finally getting my husband to a hospital where he’s surrounded by specialized doctors who know what the crap they’re doing:

FRICKIN’-A PRICELESS!





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