5:51 pmToo Hot

The kids wore their costumes to school today. Jachin, however, also packed a pair of regular clothes, in case his plastic stormtrooper costume got too hot. And indeed, he came home this afternoon in plain clothes. When the time came to get redressed for trick or treating tonight, he didn’t want to do it.

“Mom, that costume is too hot!”

“Really? Because it will be cold tonight. Were you really that hot at school today?”

“Yes! You know when dad goes running and he gets a big sweat spot between his boobs…?”

*doing my darndest not to laugh* “Umm, on his chest, yes. Daddy doesn’t really have boobs.”

“…well, when I took off my costume, I had a sweat spot like that on my shirt… only mine was HUGE.”

How could I argue about the sweat spot between the boobs? Tonight he went out in his stormtrooper helmet… and a lightweight cotton shirt and jeans. (Cotton breathes.)

3 Comments »

  1. Ha ha ha! It’s what every guy wants to hear. Man Boobs!

    Comment by Leslie — November 1, 2007 @ 4:31 pm

  2. Oh, that is funny! Thanks for the laugh. I hope those man boobs are muscle, and not flab.

    Comment by Stacie — November 1, 2007 @ 9:00 pm

  3. my youngest went as hagrid, furry coated, dressed up hagrid, and by the end of the night i was carrying the suit and he was in shorts and a t shirt, everyone thought he was dressed as a surfer.

    Comment by kate — November 5, 2007 @ 10:34 pm

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