5:17 pmI Gave Birth to Confucius
Jachin walked into the kitchen after school and said to me, “Mom, can I have a banana? My potassium levels are pretty low; I haven’t had any potassium for, like, a week.”
“Ummm, okay, sure,” I said.
While he chewed his banana he said to me, “Mom, do you want some advice?”
“I always want your advice.”
He chewed thoughtfully and then said, “In life, if anyone ever offers you free nachos, you should always accept them.”
“I totally agree with that,” I said.
He should run for the presidency, with a Free-Nacho platform. I feel like that’s an issue I could really get behind.
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I’m all for free nachos. I would like some very much. I think the world would be a better place if there were free nachos for every individual and their two sets of cheeks.
Comment by Leslie — February 6, 2008 @ 6:09 pm
I love that kid! He’s says things that makes me just want to squeeze him!
Comment by Sam — February 7, 2008 @ 6:40 am