I am addicted to my blog traffic stats. I check them several times a day. It’s a sickness, really. One of the things I love looking at is the Google search words that land people on my site. Here is just a sampling of things people have typed in the Google search box that landed them here:

*xxxxxl pool cover-ups

*16 year boobs (ewwww….)

* juvie records

* big mac fillet of fish

* don’t insult my intelligence in latin

* crowning baby movies (ewwwww, some more)

* squid mushroom “super mario”

* fake cuss words

* shish ka bob other meanings

* chewbacca cakes

* limericks aabba

* spankin mom

* what happens when a child runs away and calls cps  (ummm, yikes)

* drink that rhyme with suz (ummm, “booze”?) 

I want to know what the heck I’m writing about that makes some of these weirdos flock to my blog. Then again, perhaps I should look the other way and be thankful that anyone visits my blog at all…

3 Comments »

1. Oh, I love to check out my searches! Some ones I’ve had recently:

   my cat ate my penicillin
   visible butt cracks
   weird grandma
   peeing in the toilet

   I’m addicted to my traffic stats, too.

   Comment by Leslie — July 23, 2007 @ 11:29 pm

2. I had no idea I could find out how people end up at my site (I guess I assumed sheer stupid luck, or maybe lack thereof). And now I really don’t want to know. Scary people out there…

   Comment by stephanie — July 24, 2007 @ 3:30 pm

3. @Stephanie- Check out Nextstat.com (my husband works there). I have a free account and take full advantage of it!!

   Comment by admin — July 24, 2007 @ 4:00 pm

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