Zoe’s Friend : Zoe has a dance to show you, but she’s scared you’ll be mad.
Me : Why would I be mad?
Friend : I don’t know. It’s funny.
Zoe : Well, it’s funny, but I’m afraid you’ll say it’s “inappropriate”.
Me : I see.
Zoe : It has booty shaking in it.
Me : Booty shaking is okay.
Friend : Come on, I’ll do it with you.
*Both stand up and proceed to show me a dance move taught to Zoe by–strangely enough–a 10 year old boy*
Both : Shake your booty, milk the cow! Shake your booty, milk the cow! Oooh, ah ah.
And then the big finish : Kiss it, you know you want to *while smacking their own butts*
Me : Wow. That’s a lot of booty shaking.
Zoe : “Inappropriate”?
Me : More like “obnoxious”.
*And here is where you wish I did this as a video post*
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That is freakin’ hilarious. The 10-year-old boy isn’t Jakin, is it?
Comment by Jenna — July 2, 2009 @ 12:13 pm
I’m at a loss…Cannot stop laughing at the mental image…
Comment by Nerak — July 6, 2009 @ 3:08 pm
I really do wish there was a video but only because you described it so brilliantly; seeing it would make me wet my pants, I’m sure.
Comment by stephanie (bad mom) — July 8, 2009 @ 7:32 pm
Ha ha! I get the booty shakin’ as I am a booty shaker myself. But milk the cow? This is a move I need to learn.
Comment by Leslie — July 18, 2009 @ 5:53 pm