Zoe’s Friend : Zoe has a dance to show you, but she’s scared you’ll be mad.

Me : Why would I be mad?

Friend : I don’t know. It’s funny.

Zoe : Well, it’s funny, but I’m afraid you’ll say it’s “inappropriate”.

Me : I see.

Zoe : It has booty shaking in it.

Me : Booty shaking is okay.

Friend : Come on, I’ll do it with you.

*Both stand up and proceed to show me a dance move taught to Zoe by–strangely enough–a 10 year old boy*

Both : Shake your booty, milk the cow! Shake your booty, milk the cow! Oooh, ah ah.

And then the big finish : Kiss it, you know you want to *while smacking their own butts*

Me : Wow. That’s a lot of booty shaking.

Zoe : “Inappropriate”?

Me : More like “obnoxious”.

*And here is where you wish I did this as a video post*

4 Comments »

1. That is freakin’ hilarious. The 10-year-old boy isn’t Jakin, is it?

   Comment by Jenna — July 2, 2009 @ 12:13 pm

2. I’m at a loss…Cannot stop laughing at the mental image…

   Comment by Nerak — July 6, 2009 @ 3:08 pm

3. I really do wish there was a video but only because you described it so brilliantly; seeing it would make me wet my pants, I’m sure.

   Comment by stephanie (bad mom) — July 8, 2009 @ 7:32 pm

4. Ha ha! I get the booty shakin’ as I am a booty shaker myself. But milk the cow? This is a move I need to learn.

   Comment by Leslie — July 18, 2009 @ 5:53 pm

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