I found a fortune cookie paper while sweeping the kitchen floor tonight (which is weird because we haven’t had Chinese food for approximately 6 months). I closed my eyes in a superstitious manner and secretly told myself that whatever the paper said would be true for me. I exhaled, opened my eyes and read it:

“Good luck will be with you this month.”

Even when adding “in bed” at the end, it’s a big fat liar of a fortune.

I punched the fortune cookie paper in the mouth and threw it away.

The end.

7 Comments »

1. That fortune got what was coming to it!

   Comment by Sam — March 4, 2010 @ 7:45 pm

2. Hiiiiiiiya! (karate CHOP)!

   Comment by Nerak — March 4, 2010 @ 7:52 pm

3. How do you make the most tragic things so hilarious?? Impressive.

   Comment by Dorothy — March 4, 2010 @ 8:17 pm

4. Your blog is seriously my new favorite place to go on the Internet!!!! I laughed hard out loud when I read this!!! Your commentaries are unique and refreshingly Hilarious!!! I loved Zoe’s tent adventures also!!!

   Comment by Wendell — March 4, 2010 @ 8:23 pm

5. Hmmmm???………….ooohhh! I get it!

   Comment by Dave — March 4, 2010 @ 9:20 pm

6. You’re very funny! Good kick boxing….

   Comment by yani — March 5, 2010 @ 2:45 pm

7. I totally have a picture in my head of you doing just that. You rock!

   Comment by Dianalolsen@gmail.com — March 7, 2010 @ 9:57 am

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