11:41 pm March 16, 2010It
I’m awake. Again. Bored. Feeling like I’ve reached the end of the internets… read everything there is to read and seen everything there is to see.
Ahh, but lame movies. There are always new lame movies coming out. And feeling sleepy and snarky at the same time equals… something.
The new Wall Street movie?? Looks AWESOME! Where awesome = possibly the cheesiest movie to hit theaters this calendar year.
Oh, Shia, Shia, Shia… you know I love you. For reals, I do. I’ve loved ya since your Even Stevens days on the Disney Channel (sorta comedy genius… for ‘tweens… or grown up women who kind of miss being ‘tweens). But if you keep cranking out the stinker movies, I’m going to start losing confidence and respect for you.
Here is the AWESOME!, ACTION-FILLED!, CATCH-PHRASE-BLEEDING!, MOTORCYCLE DRIVING! trailer for Wall Street:Money Never Sleeps. Pay attention now, because you have to listen very carefully to figure out exactly what the movie is about…
It’s not about the money, it’s about you and me. Oh no, wait, it’s about doing the right thing. No, no, no, wait, it’s about the game… I don’t know… it’s about something. And it has MOTORCYCLES! so whatever.
Watch and figure it out for yourself… if you can make it through the whole 2:28 of cheeseball glory.
Shia… next time around, maybe think romantic comedy.
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Once again, too funny for words. =)
Comment by Diana — March 17, 2010 @ 9:35 am