Hey, Suz!

Yes, sweet internet blog reader?

What were you jammin to today while you scrubbed your wood floors?

Ya really want to know?

Yes, please.

Ok, since you said “please”.

Oh, yeah… and this.

There I was, bustin some sweet moves with my Swiffer. It looked either strangely hot, or overtly stupid. I was too wussy to set up the camera and find out. In my mind, I was freakin hot and Swiffer was Jason Statham, and we were Dancing with the Stars. And yeah, we totally won.

An actual camera would have just killed the dream.

Oh, and since it was a dream, I was WAY hotter than Nelly Furtado.

5 Comments »

1. I love “Girlfriend,” but I’ll be honest. I like the original better.

   Yeah, sometimes it’s better just to go with how it looks in your mind. Setting up the camera for me almost always leads to disappointment.

   Comment by Leslie — August 7, 2007 @ 6:40 pm

2. Oh no Suz, blasphemer! I don’t think I can read your blog anymore (just kidding). Avril Lavigne, despite our shared French Canadian heritage, sucks. Plus, she doesn’t even know who David Bowie is. I’m just joshin’ ya. Though I hate her, you can dance across your house to whoever you like, and I’m sure you were hot, though I keep picturing you dressed like Tom Cruise in Risky Business. You know, men’s shirt, underwear and tube socks…actually you would probably still be hot.

   On a side note, are you watching “Flight of the Conchords”?

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk

   Comment by kerri — August 7, 2007 @ 7:08 pm

3. @Kerri- Did I not tell you that I grew up to be a mother-flippin’ Poser? Well, I did.

   “Be more contructive with your feedback…please.”

   Heehee…we don’t get the channel, so I just watch the clips on YouTube, like so.

   Comment by admin — August 7, 2007 @ 9:27 pm

4. hahahhahahaha…..*inhale*… hahahahahahaha. your related to me of course it is going to be hot!

   Comment by paulyourlittlebro — August 8, 2007 @ 10:59 am

5. @Paul… yeah, genes don’t come much hotter than ours.

   Comment by admin — August 9, 2007 @ 7:18 am

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