The World According To Suz » A Letter to the Redskins

5:45 pmA Letter to the Redskins

Dear Stupid Redkins-

Hi, it’s Suzanne. Oh, don’t act like you don’t know me. I have been a Skins fan since I was a tiny kid… when Art Monk was a god. My whole family loved the Skins, even though none of us went so far as to dress up like a pig in drag. (We were sane fans.)

I now live in Utah, instead of Maryland. My chances to see Redskins games are now pretty few and far between. So, please — please — if you could every now and then pull a win out of your butts — especially when it really counts – I’d appreciate it. If you could spank the Cowboys when you have the opportunity… well, that would be rad. Because I was embarrassed today. Seriously. I’m eating crow at my house tonight for dinner; I’m melting some cheese on it so it tastes better and pretending it’s chicken. But it’s crow. We all know it’s crow.

My son (who has become quite the blogger these last few days) logged into my blog as me and put up a fake post saying “Dear Redskins, I am your worst fan ever.” And although that was awful and you should never make a fake post on someone else’s blog, the fact that you lost like pansies and gave him the ammo to do it, makes me freakin mad.

You get two chances a year, dudes. Make it good every now and then, okay??

Your Jaded Fan in Utah,

Suzanne