5:53 pmA letter to my son
Dear Jachin-
You thought it was funny to log onto my blog and post a fake letter to the Redskins, from “me”. And although the idea of writing a heated letter to them after they received a spankin from the Cowboys was a good idea, the act of posing as someone else on their own blog is a horrible act… usually punishable by a hand-breaking, Mafia Style (smashed in a grand piano lid). But we don’t have a grand piano… and even if we did, I obviously couldn’t break your hand.
Because then you would have a valid excuse for not doing your math homework… instead of the fake excuses you use now.
But seriously, joy of my loins, stay off of mommy’s blog. Or you’ll be grounded from Christmas.
Love you,
Mom
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ah.Thanks………alot…………..i guess
jachin
Comment by admin — November 18, 2007 @ 6:14 pm
This is my most favorite line ever, no matter who wrote it:
“after they received a spankin from the Cowboys”
It makes my heart sing.
Hope your eyes aren’t too puffy from crying yourself to sleep tonight…
All in love,
Cowboys Fan since her Tony Dorsett jersey-wearing days
Comment by stephanie — November 18, 2007 @ 6:39 pm
@Bad Mom- Congrats to you and your dumb team. I wish I could say the best team won… but it just wouldn’t be true. And my eyes ARE puffy, thanks for noticing. But they are like that all of the time… I think it’s just bad genes.
Your sore-loser and bitter blogger friend,
Suz
Comment by admin — November 18, 2007 @ 6:53 pm
I have married a similar fan…the door slammed a few times at game’s end…I, personally, have become numb.
And Jachin, good shot, keeping your mom on her toes. (Too bad I’m not savvy enough to figure out where the heck his letter is on this site.)
Please repost for your fans if you’ve removed. LOL!
Comment by nerak — November 18, 2007 @ 8:28 pm
I’m glad you let Jachin survive with his hands intact. But, wow! He impersonated you on your blog? That’s big time.
Comment by Leslie — November 18, 2007 @ 9:46 pm
You and your son are hilarious! Although I would be horrified if my son did something like that to me, I have to admit I would be quite proud of him to think of something that clever.
Comment by Susie-Q — November 18, 2007 @ 10:01 pm
The last couple of lines have me laughing hysterically!! “Joy of my loins.” HAHA!!
Comment by Sam — November 19, 2007 @ 7:46 am
Oooh, Cowboys v. Redskins smack-talking. I want to play.
(Vicariously, I might add.)
My hubby is a die-hard Redskins fan too (he spent some years in Maryland and Virginia, during his football formative years).
This is how I know Greg loves me: Ms. Stephanie Badmom Cowboyfan watched her team at our house, and Greg didn’t cheer like crazy for the other team. ‘Cause she’s my friend. He even said nice things.
I stood amazed.
Comment by Mama Milton — November 19, 2007 @ 6:34 pm