I got nothin’ today, folks. So instead of trying to write something, I’ll just copy and paste some awesome pearls of wisdom that I received in a bulk email:

*Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for
I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.

*It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your
neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.

*Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be
promoted.

*Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

*Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have
their shoes.

*If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

*Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to
fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

*Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.

Good advice, every one. Now that you are amused and inspired, go on with your day.

2 Comments »

1. I laughed so hard at the sleeping pill and laxative one. Defenitly some good advice.

   Comment by Sam — December 15, 2007 @ 6:59 pm

2. My favorite: “*Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.”

   That’s priceless.

   Comment by Leslie — December 18, 2007 @ 3:16 pm

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