3:43 pmwhatever pays the bills
Me: (flashing the $100 dollar bill my mom gave me to cover a couple Christmas gifts) “See, babe, you aren’t the only one with big bucks.”
Jon: “Woah, where’d you get that, Miss Moneybags?”
Me: “I flashed a guy my boobs today.”
Jon: “Sweet! You need to do that everyday.”
Me: “You aren’t jealous that I flashed a guy my boobs for money?”
Jon: “Nahhh, I know what I’ve got and I’m okay flaunting it. I’m not a jealous lover.”
Me: “Well, what I didn’t tell you is that he paid me to put my boobs back in my shirt.”
Jon: “Wow… that’s a sad story.”
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I’m afraid that’s the only way I could earn $100 with my boobs - to put them away.
Comment by Leslie — December 19, 2007 @ 4:16 pm