Bad Mom posted up this fun fill-in. She gave it to her creative writing students with interesting results. I decided it was meme worthy and copied it accordingly.

If I were a:

If I were a shoe, I’d be a brightly colored tennis shoe.

If I were a city, I’d be a seaside resort town.

If I were a season, I’d be spring.

If I were a car, I’d be a  ‘73 VW Beetle. Convertible.

If I were a vegetable, I’d be a cucumber.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a melon .

If I were a color, I’d be bright green .

If I were furniture, I’d be a park bench.

If I were a song, I’d be smooth jazz.

If I were a country, I’d be Switzerland (neutral due to fear of conflict).

If I were a beverage, I’d be  mountain spring water .

If I were clothing, I’d be fuzzy socks.

If I were weather, I’d be full to partly sunny.

If I were an animal, I’d be a sea turtle.

If I were a dessert, I’d be pumpkin pie with whip cream.

If I were a plant, I’d be an orange Gerber Daisy.

If I were a word, I’d be a verb.

2 Comments »

  1. Awesome you are - all pretty & bouncy & fun :) I’m glad you liked my assignment, too. You are kind of right about me having a sassy side, although I really can’t handle a Jimmy Choo - my version of sassy shoeness is the shiny handcrafted French loafer with silver buckles I found at Goodwill. And I couldn’t in good conscience say that I would really be a raspberry lemon drop in an extra large martini glass…

    Comment by stephanie — February 3, 2008 @ 7:51 am

  2. Oh, I loved this! I’d be fuzzy socks, too.

    Comment by Leslie — February 3, 2008 @ 8:25 pm

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