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By: stephanie (bad mom)

stephanie (bad mom) — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 03:36:31 +0000

Man, my best friend & I just read this and are crying with laughter. The image of you, gorgeous and hot-momish as you are otherwise, with the hands-free pump is absolutely hilarious. As is Jachin’s response.

By: Heather

Heather — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:06:12 +0000

Another gem – totally hilarious! How in the world have I survived up to this point without a halter-pumper?

By: admin

admin — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 17:16:16 +0000

@Grimm- Does Leslie have one of these? Be honest… And if so, do you wear it around the house?

By: Grimm

Grimm — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 11:07:17 +0000

The REALLy weird thing is, I know a couple of guys who would love that thing. I mean, as in wearing it.

Not me of course, but I know people. Maybe I just hang out with weird people. Ok, shutting up now.

By: shahara

shahara — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:43:33 +0000

This may be the best blog/post you have ever written. I was so excited to have Tom read it, btw, he loves your blog. This one is better than your suave product winning blog. LOVE IT! You wanna hang tomorrow? I’m free tomorrow, and all next week. Seriously, call me, I’ll come over and ummm we can ummmm yeah – do something. I have been alone with my kids for about 14 days, please…..HELP!

By: Joan

Joan — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 00:32:39 +0000

For transparency sake…This is Uncle Sam…So you know this discussion is going to go down hill faster than an 90 year old woman who’s bra strap broke. Especially if she’s been pumping away with the double barreled suck-o-matic most of her child-bearing life.

This sort of blurs the line between motherhood and vending machine doesn’t it? Is there a slot on it anywhere that takes ones and fives?

There is too much white on it. Perhaps if they sold ad space as well, it would not look so plain. Something with a baby and a milk mustache, and the line below it stating “Got Milk?”

And then, you’ve got the “I’m natural” breast feeding radicals. I call them Mamiacs (brest-feeding maniacs). They are the women who decide to push the issue by breast feeding while bearing their testimony in church. It wouldn’t be so bad, but they decide to START breast feeding while bearing their testimony.

Next up, the double breast pump in public! I can hardly wait!! I can already hear the poor TSA guy at the airport.
TSA guy: Ma’am…you will have to go back through the metal detector and run those through the x-ray machine

Mamiac: This is natural, and I have rights. That machine will destroy all my precious milk. I will not feed my kids “nuked” food!!

TSA guy: You use a microwave don’t you? And while we’re at it, is that more than three fluid ounces?

At this point the Mamiac turns into a quasi-Taliban and goes balistic. So, I will leave the rest of the altercation to your imagination.

By the way, can teenagers use those to give themselves hickeys? It sure is more fashionable than the vacuum!

Maybe that thing over “hot” Seven-of Nine’s left eye is the bill slot?? I’ll never know.

By: Lisa Milton

Lisa Milton — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 23:24:20 +0000

I love those ads. They are so serene and yet so sci-fi.

Great post.

By: Aunt Sam

Aunt Sam — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 22:46:29 +0000

I’m not even gonna lie, that would’ve been really useful when I had my kids. There were times when I would be pumping and my kids would be crying and there was nothing that I could do about it because my hands were already full and then I would stress out that they were crying and then my stress level would make the milk stop flowing. It would’ve been helpful to be able to hold my kids while pumping.