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Top 7 Fake Swear Words 

The fake swear. For anyone with small children, you know what I’m talking about.

7) Friggin

6) Shitake

5) H-E-double hockey sticks

4) Shizzle

3) Freakin

2) Sunnuva

1) Eff!

Honorable mentions: flippin, shish-kabob, gosh-darn it

Got something better? I’d love to hear it… and possibly add it to my G-rated repertoire.

13 Comments »

1. I love this list.

   My favorite is Dagnabbit. It’s actually very satisfying to say. Dave is partial to Son of a Biscuithead.

   Comment by Leslie — June 1, 2007 @ 2:05 pm

2. SHUT THE FRONT DOOR YOU SON OF A BENCH, hahahah thts my favorite!

   Comment by tina — June 26, 2007 @ 3:31 pm

3. ahhh frootloop!!!

   Comment by corry — September 5, 2007 @ 8:05 pm

4. Two of my favorites

   4Q you stupid piece of ship!!!

   Comment by kyle — April 3, 2008 @ 4:42 pm

5. How about this one…
   What the french toast

   Comment by darrel — April 10, 2008 @ 10:02 pm

6. This one I made up myself and it is honestly one of the best ones I’ve ever heard.
   Futher Mucker

   Comment by Matthew — April 29, 2008 @ 2:00 pm

7. Also here are another few I made up:
   Go suck a sock
   Lick my hairy jock strap
   What the hello
   Son of a ditch
   ash hole
   dumb bass terd
   va-guy-na

   Comment by Matthew — April 29, 2008 @ 2:02 pm

8. I’m gonna kick your astronaut. you fumpin son of a bench .you mother father

   Comment by Tanner — April 30, 2008 @ 5:52 pm

9. I like :

   Jiminy Cricket
   Jumpin Jehosaphat
   what a gas hole
   and of course the Yosemite Sam swear words
   frickle frackle frobble rap frap frabbalap!

   Comment by Don — December 30, 2008 @ 7:43 am

10. HOLY SHEET ROCK!
    SON OF A BEACH BALL!

    Comment by andrew — May 27, 2009 @ 1:15 pm

11. At work we say

    “Sac du Papier!” and “Cinq ou Six boites du tomate vert!”

    Comment by Caitlin — August 16, 2009 @ 5:55 pm

12. well, I used to say “WHAT THE FERGENSTINERHAMMEN” or somthing like that. (its meant to be spoken in a moderate german accent.)

    Comment by Grunt Grunt — January 9, 2010 @ 12:30 am

13. Pinch lovin’ mutha scratcher!

    Comment by yari — May 11, 2010 @ 7:23 pm

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