7:46 am May 31, 2007Top 7 Fake Swear Words
A preview of what will be on my new blog (once my husband helps me get the WordPress template in place)
Top 7 Fake Swear Words
The fake swear. For anyone with small children, you know what I’m talking about.
7) Friggin
6) Shitake
5) H-E-double hockey sticks
4) Shizzle
3) Freakin
2) Sunnuva
1) Eff!
Honorable mentions: flippin, shish-kabob, gosh-darn it
Got something better? I’d love to hear it… and possibly add it to my G-rated repertoire.
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I love this list.
My favorite is Dagnabbit. It’s actually very satisfying to say. Dave is partial to Son of a Biscuithead.
Comment by Leslie — June 1, 2007 @ 2:05 pm
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR YOU SON OF A BENCH, hahahah thts my favorite!
Comment by tina — June 26, 2007 @ 3:31 pm
ahhh frootloop!!!
Comment by corry — September 5, 2007 @ 8:05 pm
Two of my favorites
4Q you stupid piece of ship!!!
Comment by kyle — April 3, 2008 @ 4:42 pm
How about this one…
What the french toast
Comment by darrel — April 10, 2008 @ 10:02 pm
This one I made up myself and it is honestly one of the best ones I’ve ever heard.
Futher Mucker
Comment by Matthew — April 29, 2008 @ 2:00 pm
Also here are another few I made up:
Go suck a sock
Lick my hairy jock strap
What the hello
Son of a ditch
ash hole
dumb bass terd
va-guy-na
Comment by Matthew — April 29, 2008 @ 2:02 pm
I’m gonna kick your astronaut. you fumpin son of a bench .you mother father
Comment by Tanner — April 30, 2008 @ 5:52 pm
I like :
Jiminy Cricket
Jumpin Jehosaphat
what a gas hole
and of course the Yosemite Sam swear words
frickle frackle frobble rap frap frabbalap!
Comment by Don — December 30, 2008 @ 7:43 am
HOLY SHEET ROCK!
SON OF A BEACH BALL!
Comment by andrew — May 27, 2009 @ 1:15 pm
At work we say
“Sac du Papier!” and “Cinq ou Six boites du tomate vert!”
Comment by Caitlin — August 16, 2009 @ 5:55 pm
well, I used to say “WHAT THE FERGENSTINERHAMMEN” or somthing like that. (its meant to be spoken in a moderate german accent.)
Comment by Grunt Grunt — January 9, 2010 @ 12:30 am
Pinch lovin’ mutha scratcher!
Comment by yari — May 11, 2010 @ 7:23 pm
some off my favorites are;;
1.Fluck!
2.Bull shhh talking mushrooms.
3.Suckk my big toe!
4.What the hello kitty?!
5.What the fudge?
6.Go to Helll,Sally’s house.
Comment by Macey — November 3, 2010 @ 2:31 pm
Shat!
Shibby!
Fudge!
Bob sagget!
Mother licker!
Beyotch!
Son of a biscuit eattin bull dog!
Comment by Danielle — November 13, 2010 @ 6:23 pm
me and my friends always love to yell out “DAMAGE” and we get some pretty freaked out looks as the first syllable is pronounced:)
Comment by Meredith — December 23, 2010 @ 10:11 pm
Son of a mother duck
Comment by Joe — April 25, 2011 @ 2:02 pm
Elbowlicker
Comment by Neal — May 11, 2011 @ 7:47 pm
firetruck
Beyotch
Comment by Bailey — January 5, 2012 @ 3:21 pm
oh my glob
son of a flib flab
Comment by Bailey — January 5, 2012 @ 3:28 pm