7:46 amTop 7 Fake Swear Words
A preview of what will be on my new blog (once my husband helps me get the Wordpress template in place)
Top 7 Fake Swear Words
The fake swear. For anyone with small children, you know what I’m talking about.
7) Friggin
6) Shitake
5) H-E-double hockey sticks
4) Shizzle
3) Freakin
2) Sunnuva
1) Eff!
Honorable mentions: flippin, shish-kabob, gosh-darn it
Got something better? I’d love to hear it… and possibly add it to my G-rated repertoire.
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I love this list.
My favorite is Dagnabbit. It’s actually very satisfying to say. Dave is partial to Son of a Biscuithead.
Comment by Leslie — June 1, 2007 @ 2:05 pm
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR YOU SON OF A BENCH, hahahah thts my favorite!
Comment by tina — June 26, 2007 @ 3:31 pm
ahhh frootloop!!!
Comment by corry — September 5, 2007 @ 8:05 pm
Two of my favorites
4Q you stupid piece of ship!!!
Comment by kyle — April 3, 2008 @ 4:42 pm
How about this one…
What the french toast
Comment by darrel — April 10, 2008 @ 10:02 pm
This one I made up myself and it is honestly one of the best ones I’ve ever heard.
Futher Mucker
Comment by Matthew — April 29, 2008 @ 2:00 pm
Also here are another few I made up:
Go suck a sock
Lick my hairy jock strap
What the hello
Son of a ditch
ash hole
dumb bass terd
va-guy-na
Comment by Matthew — April 29, 2008 @ 2:02 pm
I’m gonna kick your astronaut. you fumpin son of a bench .you mother father
Comment by Tanner — April 30, 2008 @ 5:52 pm