Comments on: Top 7 Fake Swear Words

By: Leslie

Leslie — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 21:05:16 +0000

I love this list.

My favorite is Dagnabbit. It’s actually very satisfying to say. Dave is partial to Son of a Biscuithead.

tina — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 22:31:04 +0000

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR YOU SON OF A BENCH, hahahah thts my favorite!

corry — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:05:42 +0000

ahhh frootloop!!!

kyle — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:42:30 +0000

Two of my favorites

4Q you stupid piece of ship!!!

darrel — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 05:02:19 +0000

How about this one…
What the french toast

Matthew — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:00:14 +0000

This one I made up myself and it is honestly one of the best ones I’ve ever heard.
Futher Mucker

Matthew — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:02:51 +0000

Also here are another few I made up:
Go suck a sock
Lick my hairy jock strap
What the hello
Son of a ditch
ash hole
dumb bass terd
va-guy-na

Tanner — Thu, 01 May 2008 00:52:01 +0000

I’m gonna kick your astronaut. you fumpin son of a bench .you mother father

Don — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 14:43:33 +0000

I like :

Jiminy Cricket
Jumpin Jehosaphat
what a gas hole
and of course the Yosemite Sam swear words
frickle frackle frobble rap frap frabbalap!

andrew — Wed, 27 May 2009 20:15:26 +0000

HOLY SHEET ROCK!
SON OF A BEACH BALL!

Caitlin — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 00:55:24 +0000

At work we say

“Sac du Papier!” and “Cinq ou Six boites du tomate vert!”

Grunt Grunt — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 07:30:25 +0000

well, I used to say “WHAT THE FERGENSTINERHAMMEN” or somthing like that. (its meant to be spoken in a moderate german accent.)

yari — Wed, 12 May 2010 02:23:56 +0000

Pinch lovin’ mutha scratcher!